My Failed Restaurant

Blood Donor Kebabs.

Knives

The original cutting edge technology.

Priorities

When someone starts talking about things like blood cells, DNA, or ganglia; I always say that I don't have any of them.
Then I start talking about something important like my new socks.

Bottleneck

I don't know about you, but driving through a city called Bottleneck might not be the best idea!

Directions

When people ask me for directions, I tell them "You can't get there from here".

Usually the look on their faces makes me feel a little sorry for them; so I tell them where the airport is.

Mirrors

I walked by a mirror and didn't see my reflection.

It was very freaky!

Maybe it was a window.
I'm not too sure.

Delicatessens

If I had a delicatessen, I'd call it The Psycho Deli.

Maybe I'd have a blackvelvet poster and a lava lamp somewhere.