When people ask me for directions, I tell them "You can't get there from here".
Usually the look on their faces makes me feel a little sorry for them; so I tell them where the airport is.
About Me
- planetross
- I am left-handed. I used to tap dance when I was a kid. I don't eat enough vegetables. When I am not busy at work, I play solitaire. I was my high school class' valedictorian. I have a lot of cacti; but I usually say cactuses. I can't spell the word eczema. (I looked it up) I always buy Levis 501 button fly jeans. Always! I've read all the Harry Potter books. (some of them twice!) I am a neat freak. My favourite Christmas present last year was: Shake n' Bake. I don't like speaking in front of large groups. I have been a best man 3 times. My favourite clay-animation character is: the boss elf in "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" who says, "Hermey wants to be dentist!" The best part about going to the gym is the sauna. The only movie that makes me cry is, "It's a Wonderful Life". Just the part when the drugstore owner starts smacking George's bad ear. My eye color is variable. I don't do karaoke. I own a Sponge Bob Square Pants doll for no good reason. I like washing dishes. I once ate 3 Big Mac Sets. I believe the 3 M's of comedy are: Mad Magazine, Mel Brooks, and Monty Python. I like to do jigsaw puzzle.
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